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John in Mich    Posted 02-02-2017 at 15:52:04 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Grumpy Receptionist

    Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
    The waiting room was filled with patients.
    As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
    I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,
    “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
    All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
    “NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”
    The room erupted in applause!

    DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS




    Tom2015    Posted 02-03-2017 at 13:25:24 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • Two words: female doctor.

    Charles(NC)    Posted 02-03-2017 at 08:16:42 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Really interesting to watch the cameras taking pictures of the prostate.Reminds me I have to let the Dr. check mine again next week.I feel I'm doing OK but nice to get good results from a pro .

    Ed Gooding (VA)    Posted 02-03-2017 at 06:51:58 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • The last time I had mine checked, a new doctor came in. He took a really long time checking me and then left. The nurse came in right after and ruined my day by asking me, "Who was that guy?"

    Larry (TX)    Posted 02-03-2017 at 10:19:53 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Had mine checked just this week on Mon. afternoon and made dang sure the doc didn't have both hands on my shoulders when he performed the exam, ha! Thankfully, my prostate was benign.

    dave#1    Posted 02-03-2017 at 07:21:19 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Last time I had mine checked the doctor had hands like a lumber jack, When he was done I told him "You can be sure I'm not buying you any flowers !!"

    LOL
    later.dave

    Ed Gooding (VA)    Posted 02-04-2017 at 06:22:40 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • LMAO! Before my first exam, I visited the practice and met every doctor there and shook hands with them. I picked the one with the skinniest fingers...

    Roger ID    Posted 02-02-2017 at 21:07:51 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Great response

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