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Bruce(OR)    Posted 03-03-2017 at 23:42:47 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • You would think that cancer would do it. Are you serious? Actually since after the first chemo session, things are improving. Old age slapped me up side the head today real hard. The wife and I went down to the bank the other day and she insisted on closing out the safety deposit box with all the official papers in it. I threatened her, "No problem, I will buy a fire safe." She didn't believe me and I did. 1.9 cubic feet of steel. I found it on Craigslist and went over today at noon to get it. Upstairs. In a closet. On top of a table. That at least made it a bit easier to look at. I grabbed it and got educated. This was steel. The fun part is yet to come.
    I wrestled it out of the closet, down a narrow walk way to the steep 60 degree narrow stair case. Place it tenderly on the floor and slide it down the carpeted stairs upside down. Got to the bottom of the stairs and about three steps from the bottom, picked it up and stepped backwards, turned to go towards the front door and the knees buckled. Knees buckle? What's this about? The safe is headed for the real fine blemish free wood floor and I am turning pale. Arch the back, re-position the weight and stop it half way down. The strength is now gone. Was it ever really there? Crab walk this over to a rug near the front door and continue the downward journey to the floor. By now I figure this steel weighs in around 130 pounds.
    They have a hand truck now and complete with flat tires. I get it on the truck and out the door. Down the sidewalk to the back of the wife's van. I am past breaking out in a cold sweat. That was back when the knees buckled and the floor was coming up at warp speed. We get home and I finally research the weight of the steel. I said 130 pounds, I was wrong. 135. I couldn't get warm after this and went to bed for two hours with the electric blanket. The steel is still in her van and will be until tomorrow when I get my hand truck. Moving day is about three years away. I will hire out everything heavy, which is a growing list with each passing day. Leverage is my friend. So is the front loader but getting that in the house is a bit of a challenge.

    John in Mich    Posted 03-04-2017 at 11:02:58 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Personally, I think you better pay more attention to what your body is trying to tell you. I didn't and really hurt myself after a biopsy in my upper abdomen. A three inch incision for the biopsy is now a 10" scar and four 2" scars implanting a mesh to repair the hernia that I created by trying to do too much. I supplement that with an elastic belt about 5" wide under my shirt.
    Last week TSA went nuts frisking me at Austin, Texas airport. I had to pull out my shirt and take off the belt for them to scan it and frisk me again. Try getting dressed again standing out in public. I'm sure, at 74, the women were not interested in looking at my body, just the scene of some crazy old passenger they think must be trying to smuggle contraband onto an airplane.
    You ain't 21 anymore!
    John

    Bruce Dorsi    Posted 03-04-2017 at 10:22:19 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • That sounds like too much fun for one person!

    FWIW, most of those small safes are fire-rated, not fire-proof.

    Charles (N.C.)    Posted 03-04-2017 at 09:25:04 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Hey Fella,,,many things creep up to let us know we're getting old but,,,when it slams down sudden and hard that is a much to deal with all at once."I KNOW".I'm sure your latest set back has contributed to the getting old deleima but it's not an age thing but a physical thing.Either way it's part of life that some never have the privledge to deal with.Work on your strength and enjoy life Buddy.I'm having to call on my childern for ,,uuuugh HELP where strength is needed.I hope your around when playing Bingo is part of your busy routine.I hope I never get to the age / physical point that I have to have a child spoon my soup to my mouth.I hope you laughed at your struggle with the fire safe.Laugh as long as you can.It's good medicene.I'm pulling for you.OH,,I need to send you something.Haven't forgotten.Struggles on this end too.Thanks

    Bruce(OR)    Posted 03-03-2017 at 23:51:09 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Stupid too. . . .
    Did I mention this PICC line for the chemo that is stuffed in my left arm has a 10 pond weight limitation? Ooo--ooops.
    I thought of that long after it was loaded in her van.

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