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Dave Smith    Posted 03-07-2017 at 20:09:47 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
  • Male logic

  • Male logic...Flawless

    This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:

    Woman: Do you drink beer?
    Man: Yes

    Woman: How many beers a day?
    Man: Usually about three

    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
    Man: About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
    Man: Correct

    Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
    Man: Correct

    Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

    Man: Do you drink beer?
    Woman: No.

    Man: Where is your airplane?

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