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John in Mich    Posted 03-09-2017 at 21:29:49 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • The medical field view of health insurance
  • I received this in an e-mail:

    Medical community can't reach consensus on what to do with America's health insurance situation.

    The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but
    the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while
    the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
    while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and
    the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

    The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pizzed off at the whole idea.

    Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
    those lofty Cardiologists did not have the heart to say no.

    Ending with, Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a--holes in Washington

    TimW(PA)    Posted 03-10-2017 at 18:29:07 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • The prosthetists thought they couldn't get a grip on the situation and didn't have a leg to stand on

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