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Waterworth Farm    Posted 04-05-2017 at 09:36:09 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • I talked with a local farmer the other day. He told me that he counted 196 cows in his field; but when he rounded them up he had 200.

    Stockdale Dave    Posted 04-07-2017 at 20:45:55 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

    Island Mike    Posted 04-06-2017 at 20:49:43 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • With math skills like that, you could probably get a job at Apple. But unfortunately I heard there was no Jobs left.

    Island Mike

    SteveVa    Posted 04-06-2017 at 13:57:48 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • My uncle has been a dairy farmer for 60+ years. His other favorite joke:
    Young bull up on a ridge, says to the old bull, "see all those heifers down there by the fence, "lets run down there and breed with a couple of them..." The old bull replies, " lets WALK down there and take care of ALL of them..."

    MarkNMO    Posted 04-05-2017 at 09:54:11 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • Clap clap clap............

    Goodnight everybody, he's here all week..............

    Be sure and tip your wait staff................

    Clap clap clap...............

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