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Dave Smith    Posted 06-27-2017 at 11:55:26 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
  • Outdoorsman
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    From: Joe Fabregas
    To: jeo307
    Sent: Tue, Jun 27, 2017 7:08 am
    Subject: Outdoorsman

    During his physical, the doctor asked the patient
    about his daily activity level.

    He described a typical day this way:
    “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along
    the edge of a lake, drank eight beers,
    escaped from wild dogs in the heavy
    brush, jumped away from an aggressive
    rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills,
    stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of
    quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”

    Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You
    must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”

    ”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a lousey golfer.”

    Island Mike    Posted 06-27-2017 at 13:39:50 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • What club do you take with you, when searching for a ball in rattlesnake country? I prefer a 7 iron.

    Island Mike

    steveVa    Posted 06-27-2017 at 19:01:28 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • I prefer a 20ga...

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