Subject: MATH
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Dave Smith 
Posted 09272017 at 13:06:17 [URL] [DELETE]
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MATH
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: HARDWORK 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And KNOWLEDGE 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , ATTITUDE 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, BULLSHUT 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. ASZKISSING 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why Politicians are where they are! I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula………….. how true it is.

Bruce(OR) 
Posted 09292017 at 23:58:34 [URL] [DELETE]
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I once had a boss who said showing up was 90%. I asked for a 1/2 day off. He said, "What have you given me?" I said, showing up was 90%, 4 hours of labor on top of 90% is 130%. What else do you want?

Dean 
Posted 09272017 at 13:36:55 [URL] [DELETE]
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Interesting, Dave, but experience has taught me that, even without the math. Dean

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