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John in Mich    Posted 11-09-2017 at 17:07:29 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • On the lighter side
  • ....My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the
    wooden seat on our toilet. Finally I got around to doing it while Julie was
    out shopping. After finishing I left to take care of another matter before
    she returned.

    She came home and prepared to take a shower. Before getting in the shower
    she got undressed and then sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up she
    realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet
    seat.

    About that time I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed and
    pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally in desperation I undid the
    toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to
    the hospital emergency room.

    The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her
    (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Julie tried to lighten the
    embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen
    anything like this before."

    The Doctor replied,* "Actually I've seen lots of them... I just never saw
    one mounted and framed."*

    Farmer Dan    Posted 11-09-2017 at 21:12:06 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • good one John

    Charles (N.C.)    Posted 11-09-2017 at 17:35:52 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Heeee,,Heeee,,Heeee !Oh my this is funny but (golly did I say but) I don't believe I'd tell the wife I'd posted this on the tractor site.You may have started a fad,,,a toilet seat with a pretty "but" framed like a picture.No John,,I don't think I'd tell the wife.

    John in Mich    Posted 11-09-2017 at 18:34:47 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • LOL You think 52 years would go down the toilet? ROFLMAO!

    36 coupe    Posted 11-09-2017 at 20:49:41 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • This story was on a Bert and I record many years ago.

    John in Mich    Posted 11-09-2017 at 21:30:56 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Yup. LOL Still funny. What ever happened to good humor?

    Charles (N.C.)    Posted 11-10-2017 at 16:10:36 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Yup,,funny and good humor.The Book I read from says,,,laughter is good for the soul.

    Larry (TX)    Posted 11-10-2017 at 14:35:08 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Laughter truly is the best medicine!

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