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Dave Smith    Posted 12-01-2017 at 21:13:26 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • Ralph and Edna

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind.

    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.

    Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..

    How soon can I go home?'

    John in Mich    Posted 12-05-2017 at 21:18:57 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Do you think my friends Ralph and Edna would appreciate these jokes? True, they live 5 miles from me. LOL
    Kinda like the couple named Harvey and Irma.

    Kurt IA    Posted 12-02-2017 at 11:03:44 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • A guy had a flat tire out side the fence of the insane asylum. While he was changing the tire he accidentally kicked the hubcap containing the nuts. It slid down the ditch and fell into the stream next to the road. Gone. He cursed his bad luck and wondered aloud what he was going to do.
    One of the inmates standing at the fence yelled to him, take one nut off each of the other 3 wheels and that will get you to a service station.
    The guy thought about it and realized that was a great idea. He said, "that's really smart, what are you doing in there?"
    The inmate said, "I may be nuts but I'm not stupid."

    Island Mike    Posted 12-02-2017 at 02:22:08 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • Ralph and Edna were in the funny farm, and trying to figure out how to escape. One day Ralph says I have a plan. What we need is a flash light. At night, I will aim the flash light from the window to the ground, and you can slide down the beam.
    Edna says, you must think I am crazy, I will get half way down and you will turn off the light.

    Island Mike

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