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poderac    Posted 01-12-2018 at 20:06:10 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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    A policeman was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover?s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
    The police carefully approached the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, watching an entertaining video on computer. He immediately notices a young girl in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver?s window.
    The young guy lowers his window. ?Oh, yes, officer?? The police says: ?What are you doing?? The young guy says: ?Well Officer, I?m watching something on computer.? Pointing towards the young girl in the back seat the cop says: ?And her, what is she doing?? The young guy shrugs: ?Sir, I believe she?s knitting a pullover sweater.?
    Now, the police officer is totally surprised. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover?s lane? and nothing obscene is happening!
    The officer asks: ?What?s your age, young man??
    The young guy says ?I?m twenty three, sir.?
    The police asks: ?And her?what?s her age??
    The young man looks at his watch and replies:
    ?She will be eighteen in nine minutes.?

    AL CT    Posted 01-13-2018 at 12:38:53 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • When I was very young, hard as this sounds, my girl friend and myself would go to the local stop for late night shenanigans. After school sometimes, actually to study quietly, we'd go to this area. One time late in the afternoon, while sitting in my 1956 Ford Convertible, a game warden walked up to the car, asked us what we were doing. When we explained, "studying". He burst out in laughter, turned around and left the area. True story.

    steveVa    Posted 01-13-2018 at 15:01:51 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • I got caught "Studying" down by the lake one evening. I was 17 my date was 18. The police officer did not know what to say!! True Story...

    John in Mich    Posted 01-13-2018 at 17:01:16 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • After the convertible I had a 1954 Ford Skyliner. I had replaced the V8 engine and automatic trans. with a T-bird engine and 3 on the floor. I was in college and dating a girl from another town. We went to the submarine races and the local constabulary lit up the car. Fortunately (for me) we were just "talking". She was 17 and an only child. They called her parents. I was sure I was not going to make it home in one piece. When I got her home her dad laughed about it. That was a shock. She and I dated about another year then she started college in another town and we lost contact.

    John in Mich    Posted 01-13-2018 at 13:33:58 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Ah! Another 1956 Ford Convertible. Mine was powder blue with a blue top, T-bird engine, automatic transmission with a Town and Country radio, white walls and wheel covers. It was identical to the one in the movie,"It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World".

    AL CT    Posted 01-13-2018 at 15:09:28 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Mine was identical as to yours except it was Black exterior with red interior. Got my licence in 1964, Dad bought the car for me. Paid all of $400. only needed tires about a year after I got it. I think about that car all the time. Great memories, especially when I was "studying".

    Gaspump    Posted 01-13-2018 at 15:09:02 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Interesting, I drove a 1956 Ford 4-door HT when I worked at Ford Tractor. It too had the T-Bird engine. As I recall that option was only available for a short time. At work I drove an Edsel 2-door HT, good car could have bought it in 1959 for $1875 as they were updating the pool fleet.

    John in Mich    Posted 01-13-2018 at 16:47:32 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Prior to the convertible I had a '56 Club Sedan with the T-Bird engine. The original engine had been replaced with one from the local boneyard. That car lasted about 3 months. A cement bridge abutment got in the way. The convertible came next.
    Pricing was about the same. In 1960, the Club Sedan was $400 with the engine, the convertible was $600. Yup, some great memories. I was dating the farmers daughter.

    Roby-Ga    Posted 01-13-2018 at 11:59:44 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • Good'n

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