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poderac    Posted 02-10-2018 at 07:50:42 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • Another blonde joke

  • A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

    She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said. "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint, brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.

    The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

    "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.

    The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes."

    A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.. "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.

    "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

    "Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's an Audi."

    Bob Kuba (TX)    Posted 02-10-2018 at 09:24:29 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Only in Canada eh!

    Finally, a blonde joke with some Canada content....

    As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a
    blonde catches up.. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his
    truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the
    window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you
    are losing some of your load!"

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
    When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
    catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and
    knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

    As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
    "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are
    losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
    continues down the street. At the third red light, the same
    thing happens again.

    All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
    knocks on the truck door.
    The trucker lowers the window.. Again she says, "Hi, my
    name is Heather, and you are
    losing some of your load!"

    When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to
    the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets
    out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on
    her window, and as she lowers it, he says,..............

    "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA,

    and I'm driving a SALT TRUCK.........."

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