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Dave Smith    Posted 06-25-2018 at 07:00:38 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
  • Classmates
  • HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY, I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

    WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

    MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    AS SOON AS I SAW HIM IN PERSON, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

    'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!', HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, '1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT UGLY,

    OLD,

    BALD,

    WRINKLED FACED,

    FAT,

    GRAY-HAIRED,

    SLOB


    ASKED,
    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

    John in Mich    Posted 06-27-2018 at 15:21:54 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Yup. Busted my bubble, BIGTIME!
    Two years ago my wife and I attended my 55th class reunion. A girl that I had done some kissy-face with 55 years ago did not recognize me. OUCH! My 57th reunion is in 3 weeks.

    Jack - Iowa    Posted 06-25-2018 at 18:59:55 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • Great! I've copied it to send to a few select people.

    Jack

    Jimmyjack    Posted 06-25-2018 at 17:37:49 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • Re: Classmates
  • That is a dandy! Wish I knew how to pass on to other recipiants.

    Jack - Iowa    Posted 06-25-2018 at 18:58:23 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • Put your cursor right at the front of it. Press the left mouse button down and hold it. Move the cursor down and to the right to the end of the article.

    The entire article should now be blue.

    Release the mouse button.

    Press the Ctrl button and hold it. Press C

    Open a blank email.

    Put your cursor at the start of the body of that email.

    Press the Ctrl button and hold it. Press V

    You should now be able to read the message (joke) from your email. Send it to whoever you want.

    Good Luck

    Jack

    Dave Smith    Posted 06-25-2018 at 17:26:48 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
  • ????
  • ?????

    Tim Daley(MI)    Posted 06-26-2018 at 04:42:42 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • His case converter is because the joke is posted in all CAPS, a reference that the text is being screamed or shouted, not for normal text typing ...

    Tim Daley(MI)

    Dave Smith    Posted 06-26-2018 at 17:05:11 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • That's interesting. I will have to play with that and see what happens.
    Dave <*)))><

    steveVa    Posted 06-25-2018 at 12:36:38 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • Re: Classmates
  • You are absolutely correct.
    All of my classmates look older then dirt.

    What gets me is when some guy comes on the 6 o'clock news and they say 55 year old so and so was arrested breaking into a pin ball machine... And the guy looks 80 with no hair wearing a T-shirt... And I go wow that guy in younger then me, do I look that old???

    Tim Daley(MI)    Posted 06-25-2018 at 08:07:24 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • Re: Classmates
  • HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love it -my wife too is a teacher so have to pass this on to her...

    Tim Daley(MI)

    PatrickB    Posted 06-25-2018 at 07:50:46 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • Good one Dave! My wife is a retired teacher, she'll love it.

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