|Dave Smith ||
Posted 06-27-2018 at 14:42:52 [URL] [DELETE]
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Senior texting codes
Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).
Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snot nosed kids),
now, finally we long-suffering seniors have our own texting
codes! Although most of us are not even close to senior
status I thought you should know their codes in case you
get one from a senior.
Texting for Seniors as follows:
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best
BTW - Bring
BYOT - Bring
your own teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
ROFL..CGU - Rolling
on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WTP - Where are the Prunes
WWNO -Walker Wheels Need Oil
I Hope these help!
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!!!!!
|John in Mich ||
Posted 06-27-2018 at 14:57:36 [URL] [DELETE]
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Re: Senior texting codes
Funny that you poke at seniors. We must be the last group to not be insulted by politically incorrect jabs. LOL
At McD this week a friend was asking if anyone had the local Sunday paper. His was not delivered and his wife wanted it. Most everyone, including me, had already sent it out with their recycles.
Today, I got the following in an e-mail and printed it to take to McD tomorrow:
No Sunday Paper (NSP)
This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors.
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper ?!”
The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam" , said the newspaper employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,
"Well…, sh?t…, that explains why no one was at church either…."