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Dave Smith    Posted 06-27-2018 at 14:42:52 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
  • Senior texting codes
  • Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).
    Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snot nosed kids),
    now, finally we long-suffering seniors have our own texting
    codes! Although most of us are not even close to senior
    status I thought you should know their codes in case you
    get one from a senior.

    Texting for Seniors as follows:

    ATD - At the Doctor's

    BFF - Best
    Friend's Funeral

    BTW - Bring
    the Wheelchair

    BYOT - Bring
    your own teeth

    CBM - Covered by Medicare

    CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

    DWI - Driving While Incontinent

    FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

    FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    FYI - Found Your Insulin

    GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

    LOL - Living on Lipitor

    OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

    ROFL..CGU - Rolling
    on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

    TOT - Texting on Toilet

    TTYL - Talk to You Louder

    WTP - Where are the Prunes

    WWNO -Walker Wheels Need Oil

    I Hope these help!

    GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!!!!!

    steveVa    Posted 07-01-2018 at 18:11:23 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • Re: Tenior sexting codes
  • Made you look...

    steveVa    Posted 06-29-2018 at 14:06:15 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • LMDO laugh my depends off...

    John in Mich    Posted 06-27-2018 at 14:57:36 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • Re: Senior texting codes
  • Funny that you poke at seniors. We must be the last group to not be insulted by politically incorrect jabs. LOL
    At McD this week a friend was asking if anyone had the local Sunday paper. His was not delivered and his wife wanted it. Most everyone, including me, had already sent it out with their recycles.
    Today, I got the following in an e-mail and printed it to take to McD tomorrow:

    No Sunday Paper (NSP)

    This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors.

    "WHERE is my SUNDAY paper ?!”

    The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

    "Madam" , said the newspaper employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

    There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,

    "Well…, sh?t…, that explains why no one was at church either…."

    Roby-Ga    Posted 06-27-2018 at 14:50:06 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • Dave those were hilarious...gotta pass them on.

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