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Poderac    Posted 08-07-2018 at 19:38:01 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • A cup of coffee with Jesus

  • A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked
    is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes"! So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

    The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, ?My treat."

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light! He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?
    The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant could hear.

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.

    Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat.

    The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me...... I'm on disability."

    For Those Who Understand, No Explanation is necessary. For Those Who Do Not Understand, No Explanation is possible.

    Mower    Posted 08-09-2018 at 06:52:02 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • A true Christian doesn't use Jesus in a political joke.

    dave#1    Posted 08-10-2018 at 16:52:29 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Ohhhh Stop !

    Poderac    Posted 08-10-2018 at 16:39:55 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Mower, that's your opinion. You can have yours and I'll keep mine.

    PS. Opinions are like buttholes. Everyone has one, and most of them stink.

    Bruce(OR)    Posted 08-09-2018 at 12:41:24 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • And if Jesus was to knock on your door right now. . . .What would you do?

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