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Dave Smith    Posted 03-19-2019 at 09:45:45 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
  • Men drinking too much BEER
  • Men drinking too much BEER


    Now, as if everything else wasnít bad enough, we find out that beer isnít good for men!

    Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

    Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.


    ( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    ( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 12 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

    ( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally, and
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary!!

    Larry TX    Posted 03-20-2019 at 11:35:52 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Like men can NEVER have too many old tractors, trucks, hot rods, tools, etc., men also can NEVER drink too much beer, in particular, old retired fire fighters like myself, ha!

    steveVa    Posted 03-19-2019 at 10:47:32 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • LMAO
    I wouldn't show that one to your wif if you want dinner tonight.

    poderac    Posted 03-19-2019 at 16:25:22 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Dave, still don't show it to her. I doubt you can cook very well with both eyes swollen shut.

    Jim Rushford, CA    Posted 03-19-2019 at 22:02:18 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • Wise advice.

    Dave Smith    Posted 03-19-2019 at 11:44:23 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • I'm not afraid. I do the cooking

    steveVa    Posted 03-20-2019 at 03:39:45 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • You are braver then me.. i would keep away foom that large iron frying pan if you show your wife. She may round out the pan while flattening your nogin...

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