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poderac    Posted 04-22-2019 at 18:41:10 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • Being Presidential
  • As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Trump
    strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.

    They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where
    they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white
    horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the
    thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.

    Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth
    shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire . The smell is so atrocious
    that both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their

    The fart shakes the coach, but, the two Heads of State do their best
    to ignore the incident. The Queen politely turns to President Trump and
    says: "Mr. President, please accept my deepest regrets...I am sure you
    understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

    Trump, always trying to be "Presidential," responded: "Your Majesty,
    do not give the matter another thought...Until you mentioned it, I thought
    it was one of the horses.

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