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RobyGa    Posted 10-24-2019 at 20:42:01 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
  • Simplified mens urine test
  • A simplified urine test that may be relevant for all of us...

    Go outside and pee in the garden.

    If ants gather: It's diabetes.
    If you pee on your feet: It's your prostate.
    If it smells like barbecue: It's cholesterol.
    If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: It's osteoarthritis.
    If you return to the room with your peepee outside your pants: It's Alzheimer's

    Ray n Ga    Posted 10-30-2019 at 14:17:10 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • My friend told me my zipper was open, i said what can't get up can't get out.

    Farmer Dan    Posted 10-25-2019 at 06:22:55 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • If it gets all over you, its windy.

    John in Mich    Posted 10-26-2019 at 13:26:04 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Daddy always said not to spit or pee into the wind.

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