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John in Mich    Posted 01-08-2017 at 17:53:21 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • On the way taking our granddaughter back to college she said that a person in the dorm has a "comfort cat". WHAT? I'm...speechless, initially. It is bad enough that the dorms are now mixed sexes. I guess I'm getting old.
    However, comfort pets?
    OK. My turn. I told granddaughter that I've been feeling stressed and could use some relief. So, I'm buying a comfort cow.
    We are planning an addition onto our house and it could stay in the new area under our bedroom. Easy to open a garage door to the walk out back yard.
    Now, we are planning a vacation. Can I take my comfort cow on the airplane with me?
    I mean, I would be really stressed if they made me leave Bessie behind or down in the luggage/cargo hold with luggage!
    For about an hour of our drive we were cracking jokes. Oops, not politically correct.
    Does that mean I'm teaching my granddaughter to be a bigot?
    I have decided that should I find that we are seated on a plane with a comfort pet next to us I'm going to ask that either that person be moved or that we be moved. I have just developed allergies! Whose rights take priority?!

    Tim Daley(MI)    Posted 01-10-2017 at 06:14:02 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Barnstormer-
    I tried to justify to my wife that since I was thrilled that my candidate won the election and to celebrate I needed to get me a 'side girlfriend', well she couldn't see my reasoning, only said that would happen after the divorce. I called a lawyer a minute later...


    Tim Daley(MI)

    John in Mich    Posted 01-10-2017 at 12:16:24 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • My wife would have called a lawyer before I finished "side girlfriend". LOL

    poderac    Posted 01-10-2017 at 12:32:41 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • LAWYER?? My wife would have called the coroner.

    John in Mich    Posted 01-10-2017 at 14:51:46 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • And she would receive a "Get Out of Jail Free" card from the current POTUS. Oops, political. Wrong forum. I'm watching hearings for Attorney General appointment, Jeff Sessions.

    Island Mike    Posted 01-08-2017 at 21:33:55 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • Sheep make better comfort pets than cows. ( Don't ask how I know ) And they are easier to contain in a pen. Think runners rather than gum boots when visiting.
    These days all I have is stuffed bears.

    Island Mike

    poderac    Posted 01-08-2017 at 20:46:14 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • If in the seat next to a comfort pet, just start talking about different ways of cooking that animal, and how they taste best. They will ask to be moved PRONTO.

    Dean    Posted 01-09-2017 at 08:29:57 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • No they won't.

    They will demand that you be moved.

    Dean

    Vito    Posted 01-08-2017 at 20:05:29 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • In this liberal society not yours!

    Vito

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