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Bruce(OR)    Posted 04-05-2017 at 07:00:04 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • The "M" word
  • The "M" word... by Jeff Foxworthy.

    Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about
    Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the
    Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the
    French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad
    golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive
    to make jokes about the Muslims?

    Well, it's time to level the playing field and be
    politically incorrect, by including our friends, the
    Muslims, on this grandiose list.

    So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his
    list ...

    1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally
    object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.

    2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket
    launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

    3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

    4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider
    bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

    5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and
    suicide, You may be a Muslim.

    6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't
    declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

    7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
    explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

    8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have
    uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a

    9. If you have nothing against women and think every man
    should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

    10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you
    are part of the problem here in America …but if you delete
    this, you are most likely a Muslim.

    Freedom Is not Free !!


    Keep Smiling…In God We Trust…God Bless You

    Island Mike    Posted 04-05-2017 at 11:59:17 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
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  • In England there is a TV show called Muslim Housewives, or something like that.
    Quite disrespectful and funny.

    Island Mike

    Louis A    Posted 04-05-2017 at 07:11:57 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Jeff Foxworthy never wrote or said any of that! It is just another internet myth going around that you'll of course believe!

    gcintx    Posted 04-05-2017 at 07:28:03 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Whether he said or not is beside the point! It still raises a chuckle! Ya know what else raises a chuckle????? That your plastic massiah is no longer in the whitehouse!!!!

    Charles (N.C.)    Posted 04-05-2017 at 16:25:25 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Yes,,the muslim bum is gone from the people's house but his smell will linger for a long time.I understand they don't take bath's either.Water rust the rivets on their sandals.

    Louis A    Posted 04-05-2017 at 07:36:30 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • More false accusations! That's all you have!

    gcintx    Posted 04-05-2017 at 07:55:36 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bruce(OR)    Posted 04-05-2017 at 07:47:13 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Uh...No, he's gone now.

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