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Ed Gooding (VA)    Posted 11-29-2017 at 16:24:16 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
  • The seas are rising now!!!!
  • Sea Level Rises Hundreds Of Feet Due To Sweat From Celebrities Waiting To Be Outed As Perverts
    November 29, 2017
    The Babylon Bee

    U.S.—Stunned meteorologists reported Wednesday that the sea level has risen an astonishing 300 feet overnight, as the sweat from celebrities trying to cover up their sexual harassment scandals rained down “in buckets.”

    Vast swathes of the United States are now entirely underwater, including major coastal cities and regions, as the investigations into various celebrities and TV personalities continue.

    “This is a worldwide disaster,” one NBC News anchor (not Matt Lauer) said. “We saw an uptick when Harvey Weinstein’s deviant behavior came to light, but when it became clear the revelations wouldn’t be slowing down anytime soon, celebrities and otherwise powerful individuals all across the nation began sweating profusely.”

    At publishing time, FEMA disaster officials had recommended that all yet-to-be-outed celebrity perverts simply confess their sins, repent, and find peace with God in Christ, in order to avoid further guilt and flooding.

    Larry (TX)    Posted 11-30-2017 at 11:14:35 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • "sweat from celebrities - to this should be added: and politicians". I'm gett'n to the point that I wouldn't trust any of 'em (on either side of the aisle) as far as I could throw 'em!

    Pete Black    Posted 11-30-2017 at 10:19:58 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
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  • Ironic that with nearly every sit com, tv show, movie, news, comedian and commercial, combined with every conceivable clothing, shoes, hairdos and makeup all designed to ooze sex that people seem so shocked.

    steveVa    Posted 11-30-2017 at 00:18:14 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • Re: The seas are rising now!!!! LOL!!!!
  • (not matt louer)
    Cracks me up. Too funny.
    The sky is falling...

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