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John in Mich    Posted 11-14-2018 at 16:54:08 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • Lib view of winter (and spring and summer and fall)
  • I receive this in an e-mail. I had to share it.

    It snowed last night.

    8:00 a.m. I built a snowman.

    8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 So, I built a snow woman.

    8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just build one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 I am being called a racist, because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burka.

    8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

    8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up.
    I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs? I am now called a sexist.

    9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

    9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.

    Moral:

    There is no moral to this story.
    It's just a view of the world in which we live today and it is only getting worse.

    So very sad!!

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