|Dave Smith ||
Posted 02-13-2019 at 15:17:10 [URL] [DELETE]
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Little Johnny is back!!
Subject: Little Johnny is back!!The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civic spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." Very good," said the teacher. Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines," she said. "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Debbie," said the teacher. Eventually it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?" I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog do." I would say, "It is dog do. Wanna buy a toothbrush?” I used the Nancy Pelosi method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth. Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment.
Posted 02-14-2019 at 01:43:46 [URL] [DELETE]
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The "boy" in the white house attempted to end it. Last I heard, some Judge in Texas did.
You must have voted for Hillary. Right in the middle of Benghazi is an "H".
H. H, is the first letter for Hillary.
You must not support the troops, I suppose. Or Kapernick is your role model.
I didn't vote for Trump. I voted against Hillary.
Your a Bernie voter? Bernie has not even read the book on basic American economics.
He has been sent a few thousand copies and finds them too hard to read.
Sound's like Pelosy. "We have to sign it to find out what's inside"
That was in reference to Obamacare in case you forgot.
I guess Bernie just desires to be in charge without knowing what is going on.
Hillary has ZERO regard for the military.
Oh! I apologize. You didn't vote for any of them because your candidate was on the demo party and dropped out of the race early.