|John in Mich ||
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Religion and politics?
I received this in an e-mail:
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the Archangel, found him resting on the seventh.
Michael inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, “and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance ."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things.”
God continued pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
Impressed by God's work, Michael then pointed to a land area and asked, "What's that one?"
God replied, "That's Texas, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, a beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine. The people from Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high-achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance , God? You said there would be balance ."
God smiled, "I created California. Wait until you see some of the idiots I've put there."