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Pete Black    Posted 03-17-2020 at 20:05:52 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [No Email]  
  • You might be a red neck if;
  • During this crisis:
    You stockpiled beer instead of toilet paper.
    You traded your stockpile of toilet paper for beer.
    You shoot up all of your ammo plinking at beer cans.
    You eat your stockpile of Twinkies in one day.
    You put your wife's underwear on your head using the leg openings for your eyes and the cotton crotch liner for a medical mask.
    You wear a Speedo to the beach with a medical mask.
    You shelter in place at Wal-Mart.

    Island Mike    Posted 03-17-2020 at 22:35:06 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
  • Re: You might be a red neck if;
  • I am pretty much quarantined on my Island. No drama here. So I am building a cottage this year. We getting close to pouring concrete for the foundations. Meanwhile Shirley just got back from South America, and is doing a self quarantine on the mainland. She did go to the grocery store, and then the liquor store. But all the red necks beat her to the beer. None of the good stuff in stock. No meat either at the grocery store. We are doing better on my Island, and at the big island across the puddle.

    Island Mike

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