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David D. Smith    Posted 04-23-2020 at 15:34:21 [URL] [DELETE]        [Reply] [Email]  
  • Figures
  • The President and the head of the Democrat Party, Nancy Pelosi, are
    arguing extensively over allowing immigrants into our country. Nancy of
    course wants free access to everyone who wants to come in, while Donald
    wants us to secure our borders and insure only the right people come in.

    Instead of going to a costly, time-consuming nationwide vote on the
    matter, they agree to a 3-day ice fishing contest to settle the issue.
    Whoever catches the most fish at the end of the 3 days will have his or
    her process implemented.

    The two decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be
    the ideal place.

    No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their
    catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM so they use a neutral
    park ranger station.

    After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, while
    Pelosi comes back with nothing.

    Day 2 finishes and Trump catches another 20 fish, but Pelosi once again
    comes back with nothing.

    That night, Pelosi and her liberal cronies get together and accuse Trump
    of being a "low-life, cheating piece of scum." Instead of fishing on Day
    3, they are going to follow Trump and to spy on him and figure out how
    he is cheating.

    Day 3 finishes up and Trump has had an incredible day, adding 40 more to
    his total.

    That night, Pelosi and her democratic cohorts get together for the full
    report on how Donald was cheating.

    Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, "You are not going to
    believe this. Trump is cheating because he's cutting holes in the ice."

    And this, my friends, tells you the difference between a businessman and
    a career government politician.

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