JACKSON, WY — A self-described “wolf furry” from Fort Collins is recovering in a Wyoming hospital after attempting to integrate himself into an actual pack of wild wolves near Togwotee Pass.
According to Wyoming Conservation Services, 28-year-old “Lupus Moonhowl” legally known as Brian Sanders was spotted crawling on all fours in full faux-fur attire, complete with a tail, plastic fangs, and a Bluetooth speaker playing recorded howls. Witnesses say Sanders approached the wolves while tossing raw hamburger meat in their direction “as a gesture of friendship.”
The wolves reportedly responded by chasing Sanders nearly 300 yards before “testing his durability” with a series of bites and swipes. A game warden on the scene described the encounter as “the fastest I’ve ever seen someone regret a lifestyle choice.” 😂🤣
Sanders suffered multiple puncture wounds, torn synthetic fur, and “severe emotional disillusionment.” When asked by reporters if he’d attempt to rejoin the pack after recovery, he replied, “Probably not… they didn’t seem very into the roleplay.”
Wyoming officials are reminding the public that, while wolves are fascinating animals, they do not accept cosplay applications.

I'm guessin' that Kevin has returned under a new pseudonym.

Yeah, you're passing on a fake story. It was originally posted as satire, and now a few idiots are passing it off as fact.

Check your facts before you make yourself look like a fool.

https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2025/08/fact-check-colorado-man-identifying-as-a-wolf-furry-was-not-mauled-attempting-to-join-a-wolf-pack-its-satire.html

https://www.primetimer.com/features/was-a-colorado-man-mauled-by-wolves-trying-to-join-pack-wolf-furry-story-debunked

I'm guessin' this dolt is not a Trump voter.

Gotta love it!

I'm guessing you're not bright enough to know that it's another fake story.

Wether truthful or not the zeal you display as you try to debunk this story makes me wonder if you aren't a furry trying to protect your own. Or somthing...

I'm guessin' that the fraudster is not a Trump voter.

It is fun to know that we can still so easily trigger these TDS nuts, huh?

Indeed.

The TDS lunatics are very easily triggered, and such is fun to watch.

I just hope he was wearing clean underwear. My mom always said to wear clean underwear when going out because you never know when you might end up in the hospital.
I also wonder if he was playing a howl that upset the pack? Maybe he was saying something rude about the pack leader’s momma.

Another one that doesn't know it's a fake story. Brilliant...not.

Guessing "The Truth" doesn't follow Charlie Kirk's method of respectful disagreement (or correction). In my time on this forum, we have not had much interest in nasty personal comments, just a respectful exchange of ideas and thoughts.

Agreed.

Ad hominem attacks have been absent from this forum since Kevin gave up several years ago.