In Reply to: Ralph and Edna posted by Dave Smith on December 01, 2017 at 21:13:26:
A guy had a flat tire out side the fence of the insane asylum. While he was changing the tire he accidentally kicked the hubcap containing the nuts. It slid down the ditch and fell into the stream next to the road. Gone. He cursed his bad luck and wondered aloud what he was going to do.
One of the inmates standing at the fence yelled to him, take one nut off each of the other 3 wheels and that will get you to a service station.
The guy thought about it and realized that was a great idea. He said, "that's really smart, what are you doing in there?"
The inmate said, "I may be nuts but I'm not stupid."