Sad story. An sailor was inspecting docks one time and couldn't see cause it was a foggy night. so he had a cane and was dragging it across the dock checking out the slits between the boards, ran out, and mistakingly walked off the pier. Proves when you're out of slits, you're out of pier!

I remember that! When you are out of Schlitz, your out of beer.

Locally it was Raineer Beer

• Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtWQK_O8UdQ

Complete with Mickey Rooney like you have never seen him.

• Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU7DT75AkLQ&list=PL4hkrePf0QtmjO_spC74SHR62LTtzWj7B