An old woman prospector rides into town on mule. While she's hitching up the mule a young gunslinger comes out of the saloon with a bottle in one hand a pistol in the other. He yells to the old lady, hey old lady you know how to dance, to which she replied, no. He then said, well you better learn in a hurry or your going to missing some toes and started shooting down at her feet. A crowd gathered laughing watching her hop all around. When his pistol was empty and turned to go back in the saloon she reached into her saddle bag and pulled out a sawed off shotgun, The crowd hushed, the gunslinger turned to see her cock both hammers on the shotgun, and then said, Hey young feller, you ever kissed a mules ass? He replied, no....but I've always wanted to.